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  1. Shaquille O’Neal said:

    „In light of today, I am retiring all my nicknames. The Big Aristotle, Shaq-Fu, The Big Shamrock, The Big Cactus, The Diesel, and finally, the one and only, original, never to be duplicated or replicated … Superman.

    „From now on, you can call me The Big AARP. Association for the Advancements of Retired Persons.“

    „I do plan on entertaining you for the next 19 years. Whether it’s TNT, ESPN, CNN; whoever wants to hire me, my offices open up on Monday.“

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